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NEW! More Than FuMP:
Songs of The FuMP, Vol. 2
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Tom has always had a love-hate -- all right, a not-really-like-very-much-at-all-hate relationship with kids. But that's been changing for a few years now... which leads us to this. Disconcertingly, about half the songs on this album are specifically for kids. ("Who The Fuck Is Matt" notwithstanding.) Truly, the Tom are a-changin'. Anyhow. here are all of the songs Tom did for The FuMP last year and up to this spring, along with a few non-FuMP ditties he did along the way. As usual, nothing is safe -- zombies, pirates, ninjas, Dr. Horrible, Death Note, research animals, bunnies, Jonathan Coulton, food, love itself. And Watchmen. Don't forget Watchmen. Also, "Stony Peak" and "I Had A Shoggoth" have been remixed from their original FuMP releases, with even a new joke here and there! |
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NEW! Sins of
Commission 2
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Another collection of songs written on commission, including romance, fantasy, familial superheroics, gaming silliness, a tribute to the late Jim Baen, a theme for the online journal Anthrozine... and, at last, many of the songs Tom's written for some of today's coolest and most popular web comics, including Kevin & Kell, Accidental Centaurs, and Something Positive! |
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| SOC2_01 Brothers Under the Skin |
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| SOC2_02 The Brightest Star In My Sky |
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| SOC2_03 Theme From "Accidental Centaurs" |
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| SOC2_04 Believe |
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| SOC2_05 Something's Going On |
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| SOC2_06 Chort Through the Ages |
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| SOC2_07 Werewulf (Master of Momitude) |
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| SOC2_08 Master of the Multiverse |
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| SOC2_09 Something Positive |
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| SOC2_10 Leeann |
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| SOC2_11 Part of a Heart |
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| SOC2_12 Everybody Wants A Barb |
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| SOC2_13 Kate and Jaana |
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| SOC2_14 Underneath the Fur |
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| SOC2_15 My Sun, My Moon |
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iTom: The Next Generation
This isn't a formal "album" as such, although it might be by the time he's done. Just random songs that aren't part of any other project.
Sounds Familiar
Back in Cretaceous days, Tom released two cassette tapes, Who Let Him In Here? and Domino Death. These were convention recordings, and while Tom owns the songs, he doesn't own those recordings. Also, Tom's a pretty good live performer, but he's always had these studio versions of his songs in the back of his head. Well, finally, he found the little hatch at the base of his neck, opened it up, and is working those songs out one by one. New arrangements, new vocals, and maybe even some new jokes!
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Plugged
$8.99 |
Now imagine Tom really wired.
It's shticks, drums, and rock 'n' roll as Tom celebrates family
and freedom, parties in the Caribbean, invokes some Pretty
Good Old Ones, waxes eloquent on spam, predicts your future by voicemail, and crams more puns into a song than anyone
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Debasement Tapes
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Fair Warning: There are no soaring,
dramatic lyrics here, no plaintive melodies, no heartstrings.
It's a full hour of Tom at his most insane, doing all the
songs you've been asking for (with help from The Smithtones
[Anne Schneider and Karen Foran] and a breathtaking amount
of take-out BBQ). Recorded as a house concert in 1999, some of these songs cannot be obtained anywhere else. We're still trying to figure out if that's a good thing. |
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And They Say I've Got Talent
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Tom's second studio album features favorites like "The Illuminati Polka"
and "A Dragon's Lullaby", new madness like "Bullet Time" and
"The Ballad of Rupert", and a multilevel marketing extravaganza: "Rock Me Amidala" from the independent
film Saving
Star Wars, the Transylvania Polygnostic University
Fight Song from the comic book Girl
Genius, "Rich Fantasy Lives" (co-written with Rob Balder [Partially
Clips]), and the official chanty for Talk
Like A Pirate Day! |
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The Last Hero On Earth
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Maxicron! Amazing Gracie! Fenderbender!
These and many other famous heroes stick in the collective craw
of the world's mad scientists, who, frustrated with their numerous
individual defeats, have united under the diabolical leadership
of Dr. Thaddeus Mallevo and Sir Wilfred P. Huffelbaggins III to
get rid of the heroes forever with the terrible robot army known
as The Sinister Sixty, led by the Kill-O-Tron! Now, only one hero
wannabe -- the idealistic everyman who calls himself The Waffle
-- stands between the people of Earth and total subjugation!
Pity he's just been zapped across the
galaxy.... |
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Songs of The FuMP, Vol. 1
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The Funny Music Project is changing the face of comedy music -- and Tom's the left nostril!
This collection of all the songs written for The FuMP in 2007 includes
"EULA Dancing", "Ultimate Ultimate Christmas", the viral hit "Cat
Macros", "CYA" (with guest appearances by most of The FuMP), a live
performance of "Spoiler Alert", and both the original version of "Tech
Support For Dad" and a live version featuring Tom's dad! Also included is "Driving Through Ohio", previously only available on the Earpicac fundraising CD for Con On The Cob. You want The FuMP? You got The FuMP! |
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iTom
4.0:
Smith and Legend |
iTom 4.0: Smith and Legend
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Before science,
people explained how the world works with myth -- the sun was Apollo's
chariot wheel,thunder was the dwarves bowling, Dick Cheney was the
offspring of a cockatrice and Elmer Fudd, that sort of thing. Time
marches on, but we still have legends and superstitions and weird
beliefs of all stripes... and several of them got in Tom's face, or
vice-versa, in new and interesting ways. From warning labels to
Wikipedia, from sidekicks to space opera, and including two zombie apocalypses (apocalypsi?), Tom once again brings the weird, the
wacky, and the occasionally poignant. The bonus track is a rockin'
cover of Leslie Fish's seminal space anthem, "Hope Eyrie". |
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iTom
3.0:
True Love Waits |
iTom 3.0: True Love Waits
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Love permeates
our existences, in more forms than we can easily count. Still, count on
Tom to find some of the more bizarre permutations. From fake Hallmark
holidays to real religious movements, from sex droids to sexual
identity crises, from battlefield passion to Renter's Rage, the third
iTom collection has thirteen tracks covering love, sex, and romance
from a unique point of view. Also included is a bonus track, "March of
the PenguiCon", written for the popular Michigan science fiction
convention and open-source expo.
iTom
2.0:
Transitions |
iTom 2.0: Transitions
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The second iTom
collection is complete! A crazed and eclectic mix of brand-new songs,
mostly on the subject of change and transition -- from being awake to
being asleep, from Republican control of Congress to Democratic, from
your S.O. leaving to your self-image leaving, from how much you want to
grow up to how much you want to stay a child. Also included is a bonus
track, "An Ecclesiastes For Rose", that you can't get anywhere else!
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iTom 1.0: And So It Begins
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Funny thing --
you do a song a week for three months, and suddenly you've got enough
for a whole new album! The iTom songs released during Aug.-Oct. 2006
are collected here in high-quality 192 Kbps MP3s, along with all the
lyrics and a spiffy HTML interface.
Individual iTom
Songs
| 039 -- And There Was Dancing |
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| 038 -- Love Thy Neighbor |
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| 037 -- Wiki of Love |
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| 036 -- "Kidnapped By Pirates" Is Good |
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| 035 -- True Love Waits |
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| 034 -- Two Guys Kissin' (Ruined My Life) |
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| 033 -- Pygmalion 2.0 |
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| 032 -- Mechanicsburg Tourism Song |
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| 031 -- Contessa |
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| 030 -- Dervish |
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| 029 -- Hot Sauce and Ice Cream |
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| 028 -- Neckbolt Love |
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| 027 -- Stupid Belated Valentine |
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